“If Only Hyland’s Made A Teething Tablet for my PMS”
I can’t even tell you how many times as a seasoned natural living mother, I’ve heard that from other natural living mothers. “If Only Hyland’s Made a Teething Tablet For My PMS.”
I hear this and I smile with secret delight, because for that brief moment in my head, only I know that I have the answer to that woman’s prayers.
I have it in my purse at all times: This fantasy “Hyland’s Teething Tablet for PMS.” They don’t call it that though. They call it “Hyland’s PMS” and it has single handedly saved my marriage on numerous occasions.
Hyland’s, the manufacturers of the coveted Hyland’s Teething Tablets, makes a whole cornucopia of other homeopathic products that works as well for their indicated ailments as Hyland’s Teething Tablets work for our babies’ teething woes.
Hyland’s PMS is my very favorite product that they carry. Like the old saying goes, “If mama ain’t happy, ain’t anybody happy.”
It’s bizarre, but I take one tablet from the Hyland’s PMS bottle and my children are no longer monsters, my husband is no longer a cheating liar, my body morphs back into beauty, my co-workers are no longer out to sabotage me, and my mother no longer wishes I was someone else. You see, I suffer from more than just PMS. My PMS is very severe. It makes me cranky, angry, full of suspicion, jealous, depressed, full of self-loathing and destructive. My hormones alter my perspective of reality. I sabotage my own happiness on a regular monthly basis without Hyland’s PMS. I suffer from what would clinically be called PMDD, and Hyland’s PMS has allowed me to rise above it.
Plenty of women don’t have the emotional rollercoaster that my cycle burdens me with though. Often, women suffer from debilitating cramps. In that case, Hyland’s offers Hyland’s Menstrual Cramps Tablets. These work for cramps and pain to the same degree that the Hyland’s PMS works for my mood swings.